Just when we thought the pleas of desperation from charities seeking to raise money couldn't get any worse, I'd like to point you to both one of the funniest and saddest things I've seen all week:
No, I am not joking.
Yes, you will have nightmares about this.
Apparently, professional clown, juggler, and wanna be porn star Judy Finelli and a few of her twisted buddies came up with the idea - probably after a wild night of drunken clown orgies - that people would pay to see clowns naked.
Oh, yeah, and support finding a cure for MS. But, really, do you care about finding a cure for MS? Admit it, you might say you're buying the calendar to help support those with MS but we both know you really just wanna see naked clowns. I mean, really, who wouldn't?
Why? Because naked clowns are HOT!
Don't believe me? Buy the 2009 calendar here and find out.